amusing sayings i found

(*^_^*) what would Scooby Do?

(*^_^*) sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains arouse me.

(*^_^*) the more people i see, the more i like my dog.

(*^_^*) your face or mine?

(*^_^*) i poke badgers with spoons

(*^_^*)bend over i'll drive!

(*^_^*) you never forget your first pig.

(*^_^*) i'm not mad......just ask my camel steve.

(*^_^*) you laugh because i'm different, i laugh beause your all the same.

(*^_^*) your unique just like everyone else.

(*^_^*) i see dumb people.

(*^_^*) i hate barbie, that f-34!^g b!t£h has everything!

(*^_^*) if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... baffle 'em with bullsh!t.

(*^_^*) this man likes cock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(*^_^*) a fool and his money are soon partying.

(*^_^*) troop leader, Beaver Scouts, pack 69.

(*^_^*) Jesus is coming hide the porn.

(*^_^*) i don't take drugs anymore..... i don't take them any less either

(*^_^*) Jesus loves you !!!!!        everyone else thinks you a C"^t!

(*^_^*) can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em

(*^_^*) AK47--- when you absolutely, positively got to kill evry m0th3rf"£k3r in the room.

(*^_^*) makeing love, that what my boyfriend does when i'm f""k!ng him.

(*^_^*) never trust anything that bleed for 5 days and doesn't die.

(*^_^*) i tried sniffing coke, but the icecube got stuck up my nose. (from sophie)

(*^_^*) friend stick together like glue, but with tape they can never get away (from lynz)

(*^_^*) i throw peanuts at old ladies.

(*^_^*) the end is near........

(*^_^*) beware! the one-legged space chickens are plotting our demise.

(*^_^*) the clowns made me do it.

(*^_^*) i'm the old man your parents warned you about.

(*^_^*) is life getting you down.....?     go on kill yourself!!!!

(*^_^*)Uzi 9mm..................could somebody please point me to the nearest mcDonalds?